much so I don't have that many...

click ur heals and say " I need a life, I need a life"

your so ugly you make blind people cry!

I didn't mean to hurt you, but your sexy when you cry...Maybe I really loved you, HAHA arent I cute when I lie?

______________ is a sexy noodle!
(name of sexy person)

Tom Hoochymama :P

It's Not The Size Of The Boat its the motion of the ocean

You're so hot, you melt the elastic in my underwear!

You were my favorite mistake...